Childhood memories

http://www.transformersmovie.com/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418279/

On of my very favourite childhood TV cartoons is being transformed (ha!) onto the big screen next year. Michael Bay (The Rock, Bad Boys, Pearl Harbor) is directing and Steven Spielberg is producing the Transformers picture. So it sounds like it will be typical Bay summer crap like the rest of his big-name Hollywood movies, and consequently, one of my childhood memories will be ruined.
Here is my proposition for the movie: Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Starscream, Megatron, Galvatron, Soundwave, Devastator and Bonecrusher all join forces (oh and don't forget the Dinobots: "Grimlock Smash!") and kick the crap out of Michael Bay, Steven Spielberg and their disappointing and hackneyed Hollywood script. I'm thinking a few kicks to the throat and a stomp to the head will be sufficient to keep these morons from ruining another childhood favourite of mine.
Transformers and Fraggle Rock are off limits. Feel free to have She-Ra or Carebears though.