You don't want hairy palms!

Due to my moving, I won't be updating until at least tuesday, when my internet will be switched over. I know this will be hard on my loyal readers; that they will have an overwhelming feeling of sadness and many will feel bereft. Don't worry, I will be back. In the meantime you can study and memorize (i.e. worship) my past entries/archive.

Importantly, all of this idle time without a blog update may make your mind wander. You may even turn to thoughts of the flesh. But be strong. You can fight it. As a public service announcement I have included the following reminders, so that your free time is not filled with wanton and dangerous self gratification.